SpareMind
SpareMind t1_j6h53rk wrote
Reply to A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
Told to me by a doctor friend:
Patient walked in with stool sample he was asked to bring. Full size horlicks bottle, about 1 kg.
SpareMind t1_j6h46ey wrote
Reply to comment by murphanduncas in A woman goes to the doctor by Nl_003
Finding you pooped while farting is more funnier. Of course, for other. Especially when in you are in queue.
SpareMind t1_j634u4r wrote
Sometimes when they get very lucky, can manage to eat small amount of cheese without telling the real owner.
SpareMind t1_j4ufb9g wrote
Reply to comment by milkriver70 in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
I thought cannibalism is banned??
SpareMind t1_iyc8mtw wrote
Reply to comment by SpareMind in 50 Jokes for 50 US States Part II by Profit-Defiant
Wow! 69 up votes. People, just stop here. One night is over.
SpareMind t1_iy7lebe wrote
Reply to 50 Jokes for 50 US States Part II by Profit-Defiant
Wow imagine one night stand there.
SpareMind t1_ixl8s8p wrote
Reply to comment by oo-mox83 in A man walks into a pet shop looking for a new bird by regwregarvfse
Express delivery
SpareMind t1_ixbtuw0 wrote
I still wonder, if some of those have decided their choice of career as mail man and plumbers because of such stories and visuals.
SpareMind t1_jcjfqu8 wrote
Reply to A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
Yes, perfect!! Just change the brand.