StarBliss
StarBliss t1_iy4fl4z wrote
I asked my doctor, is it normal to have an erection during a physical examination?
He said, yes, it's a normal human response and not to be embarrassed.
I said OK fine, but please don't touch me with it.
StarBliss t1_iwzstzo wrote
First heard this as:
How do you retire from farming with a million dollars in your pocket.
Start with two million dollars.
StarBliss t1_jado7f8 wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
Yo mama so fat even Chuck Norris couldn't lift her.