"You should have gotten arrested on false charges."

lol yeah this is absolutely a chatgpt response

That takes guts tbh.

SMALLER, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY SMALLER SO THE POLLUTION WOULD STOP

I mean the US doesn't have paramilitaries. We have literally millions of people in the National Guard. I do agree that ATF FBI etc might count, but then you'd have to include China's massive internal security army, which is bigger than the PLA (and for which the CCP used the Falun Gong - as annoying as those fuckers and their Epoch Times shit is these days - as a complete scapegoat to justify building a millions-strong internal army).

we have militias, which are, uh...much different. I'm sure they would love to be paramilitaries, but they're not.

now cops on the other hand, I would say the distinction is they see themselves as paramilitaries and the military by and large does not see them that way. this may be changing as cops become more and more synonymous with one political party (hey, kind of like China!)

weird, I wonder why it's so hard to search for Tesla malfunctions on the Tesla owner's social media site.

because there are fewer stores here than in any given neighborhood of LA, so they can gauge you. I would just hit up one of NYC's 1200 unlicensed stores or sheepishly text your old dealer. or hell go to washington sq park. it's still there.