If you're going to pass the semester, then you're doing fine. Keep your head up, take classes you like, and do your best. Always find something you can look forward to to avoid the depression, whether it's hanging out with a friend or something as simple as playing a game at the end of the night. You got this, dude.

Please, someone, get the people from Pennsylvania to stop texting me. I do not live there. I want them to go away.

Connecticut

I know that guy, I almost stepped on him once

I second plan b.

If you pull out your old Connecticut-opoly board, that should have the luxury tax on it.

I think so many schools teach it anyways that the state probably doesn’t see the benefits of taking time to mandate it