See this would’ve been your opportunity. You answered the test with seemingly joke responses.. why? for the sheer fuckery of it. because you can. then you take those answers and you own them.

I’m the 40 year old virgin. I’ve dedicated my life to my work and taking care of my family, I have not had chances to meet someone I want to share a bed with. But you can bet when I do meet that someone, they’re going to have a good 30 seconds of explosive sex.

Egg and the feather? If I can direct your attention to poorly drawn cartoon exhibit A, I attempted to illustrate that unless in a vacuum, air resistance will likely affect the feather falling in comparison with the egg.

Bill Burr? I am a fan so allow me to share his perspective because to me this is not yelling. Im passionate about my opinions and I need you to understand that.

For the sheer fuckery.

they want Ash Ketchum. 10 year old with 25 years of experience.

ah.. I was more expecting people to be streaming out of buildings in celebration, not that they were already out there. missed the context that this was supposed to be a busy street.

its almost a triple lid!!

way better. especially when its slappers only.

they had movie theaters on the Titanic???

hey… you left your arms behind..