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TAway69420666 t1_jcqp4om wrote
Reply to After Brendan Fraser won an Oscar for The Whale, my wife suggested we make a movie about my penis. by Jouglet
And then you can make the prequel about yo momma, The Lumpsucker
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Reply to Yo Mama is like a bowling ball by ManuelNoryigga
And she'll take down ten sticks in one go
TAway69420666 t1_j9pnpib wrote
Smh these damn bean counters
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Reply to comment by bfa_y in The fast battleship USS Massachusetts at rest as a museum ship [1290 x 1304] by liltunny
Wikipedia claims it is the largest collection of WWII vessels but doesn't have a citation. But yeah, for sure like... San Diego definitely has more naval vessels..
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Reply to Wayne Gretzky is going down on his wife, she cums all over his face and says messy eh? by Soleserious
"Huh, tasted more like Kurri to me"
TAway69420666 t1_j658bqr wrote
One time I was renting a kayak and an old man sitting nearby told me to be careful, he once had a cousin who went kayaking and got run over by a boat and chopped right in half
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Reply to comment by AdditionalCheetah354 in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Beer beer the magical fruit the more you drink the more you toot
TAway69420666 t1_j2fs442 wrote
What's with the weird anti-women comments? Bots going beserk?
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Reply to comment by Flat-Delivery6987 in I realized why girls like tall men by axon225
10'7"
TAway69420666 t1_j2cfis7 wrote
I felt this
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Reply to comment by NoOneCallsMeChicken in What do you call carol singers when they get old by master-virus
#CAROL ZIMMERS
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Reply to comment by sevakmaheshr in If people say like a glove when spmething fits well by edgeworth08
Rip
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Reply to comment by formulanerd in I just realised my bog roll holder is sperm by Not_Not_Matt
In that case, I need help
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Reply to comment by DarwinsMonkeyOne in I turned my husband's mini fridge up to 11 today. Let's see if he notices. by Dr_Whiskers_MD
Yes, that is the reference being made in the post
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Reply to With only one finger by Kikavukoi
Guy: I can make a guy scream with only 1 finger
Guy: (sigh) yea yea sure
Guy: (detonates bomb)
Guy: AAAARGN!
TAway69420666 t1_j1d4im1 wrote
Umm, a lot of times they'll just cut it or do another take
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Reply to comment by Feeling_Huckleberry6 in If I had a gun with 2 bullets and Hitler, Osama and Putin in a room, I'd probably shoot Putin twice. by ktssaiteja
And the trains run on time
TAway69420666 t1_iyf9cwu wrote
Better punchline: well it sure as hell isn't Iceburg
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Reply to comment by 420DeliveryBoston in Going to be putting together a small group of beautiful/like-minded people for an intimate party! by [deleted]
Okay then I'll bring my brisket
TAway69420666 t1_iye6v93 wrote
English - Tusk
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Reply to comment by iamricardosousa in Elon Musk has come up with a fool proof plan of destroying Apple because they refuse to advertise on Twitter. by porichoygupto
Now that I've seen this joke I'm going to buy 100 premium Twitter accounts!!!
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Reply to I'm dynamite in bed. by luuummoooxdadwarf
Out of the way you've got 10 seconds til I blow!!!
TAway69420666 t1_iycqd6t wrote
Ah, a joke about the Welsh
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Reply to I tried donating two classic board games to a thrift store, but they said they could only take one. I asked which one they wanted and they said... by chopselmcity
That's a risk I'm willing to take
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Reply to comment by Unique-Public-8594 in Is it possible to move to Mass? by GolfingDad81
>Check indeed.com.
>Get a job offer.
Ha