I will acknowledge that at times some have acknowledged me as a true "shit-pidgeon" as you allude to. However when I see some more vibrant source of nutrients, such as the verible recipe of said pizza, I will indeed endeavor to consume significant amounts of such a brilliant resource as that mentioned. The wondrous viability of the apple, paired with the masterfully collected composition of cheese and tomatoe sauce make it something as bonafide treasure in these local parts. I also acknowledge it may only be a recipe to be stomached by the fascinating locals of these parts. If you are not from the area I do see how the uplifting flavors and fragrances of these ingredients would not fall kindly among your pallete. If you have never tried such a magnificent creation; I do not falter you upon your unlearned tongue. If you do indeed come from these parts, much disdain to you. If not, I will not - not even for a moment - grant a moment of judgement upon you; for you have never tasted such a wonderful pizza pie and I will not fault you for your hasty judgement of such a local delicacy

Well with a name like "PoopStain" that must happen on the regular. Fiber does wonders.

This is fascinating, do you remember the name of the book or any google-able search words I could use to try to find it?

Well you're a poop stain what would you know