If this were the start of a book, I would definitely read it!

More my favourite game, World of Warcraft, where, technically you can't even equip an axe as a priest, hence the "afterthought" post.

Then the dwarf turned around and said "Hang on a minit! I thought priests couldn't use axes?"

"Oh the toe bone's connected to the foot bones" she stomped down hard with the spike of her heel, crushing her captor's pinky toe, forcing him to let go as he squealed and hopped around in pain.

"The foot bone's connected to the talus bone" as she swept down and flipped the second man by his ankle onto his backside.

"The talus bone's connected to the Tibia bone" as she picked up the axe he'd dropped and swung it clean through his lower leg, just below the knee.

Rising in pitch, she sang out "The patella's connected to the Femur bone" as she slipped out of her heels and aimed a round-house kick at the first man's knee, shattering it.

"The femur's connected to the, pelvic bone" as she reversed the axe, whirled around and caught the third man, who, hearing the screams, had entered the door, striking his hip.

"The pelvis's connected to the spinal cord" as reversing the direction, her next blow severed his spine.

"The spine is connected to the clavicle" as she chopped at the shoulder of the first man who was grabbing at her leg from his position on the floor.

"The clavicle's connected to the cervical vertebrae" she sang almost hysterically as she removed his head from his shoulders "The neck bone's not connected to the Cranium, now hear the Word of the Lord".

With that, being finally out of combat, she cast a mass resurrection spell on the rest of the party.