TexasPenguin99
TexasPenguin99 t1_j5xqoaj wrote
If it pacifies her, it is indeed a pacifier
TexasPenguin99 t1_j4m3ctx wrote
Reply to tifu by having naked time with my boyfriend while getting over a stomach bug... by Bright-Mode-2768
Eh, shit happens
TexasPenguin99 t1_j11u97r wrote
Reply to TIFU by ordering a vibrator to my rental home and my landlord opened the package by [deleted]
That's was great and a good laugh. Good quick thinking. And seriously, have fun. It sounds like you deserve it.
TexasPenguin99 t1_ixp6qvx wrote
Reply to TIFU by not unpacking sooner by Country_Fried_Mess
This may not make it any better, but I'm pretty sure mama understands people have needs.
TexasPenguin99 t1_iub44sk wrote
He must think he looks like a snack
TexasPenguin99 t1_jc97g7t wrote
Reply to TIFU by leaving my car in my driveway by [deleted]
It's not worth fretting about. This is why we have insurance. My kid's car burned up on an impound lot a little over a year ago. It sucks at the time, but I just had to let the process play out.