Texcellence
Texcellence t1_j6f1nh2 wrote
If a slow loris bites a human, the human may slowly lose the effected area. If a human bites a slow loris, the slow loris may quickly lose the effected area. Checkmate, slow loris.
Texcellence t1_j264pyr wrote
Reply to comment by _The_Scary_Door in TIL that an unknown 19th century Japanese artist painted a parody of the sacred scene of the Buddha's death that is commonly called the "Penis Paranirvana", in which the dying Buddha is replaced by a giant anthropomorphic penis being mourned by women and other penises. by JosephvonEichendorff
Do you know what kinds of foods are shaped like dicks?!?
Texcellence t1_iydrzcw wrote
Reply to comment by Beardsoup86 in The offical NASA account (u/nasa) is active in r/masseffect by MajorMitch69
Really, Commander?
Texcellence t1_iycy26i wrote
Reply to comment by Solidus-Prime in I went to join the gym today. Almost made it. by FishPasteGuy
It wouldn’t surprise me. I don’t think they’re really interested in people losing weight. The one I used to go to had free pizza once a month. It was funny to see people eating while on the treadmill.
Texcellence t1_ixr8b0m wrote
Reply to TIL that turkeys can sometimes reproduce asexually, forming near-clones of themselves. by WaryLouka
Begun the turkey clone wars have.
Texcellence t1_iu788al wrote
Reply to comment by Moonkai2k in Poland picks U.S. offer for its first nuclear power plant -PM by SunfireGaren
Anybody who reads more than 3.6 roentgen near an RBMK nuclear reactor is clearly delusional and should be sent to the infirmary.
Texcellence t1_j9osabj wrote
Reply to comment by Mitenator in Physicists Use Quantum Mechanics to Pull Energy out of Nothing by Vailhem
Temba, his arms wide.