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Textification t1_j22965x wrote
Everyone knows that Putin likes a popsicle after each meal.
As a side note, is this some weird idea to improve morale? "We know you will probably die in Ukraine, so we will pay for your sperm to live so that your genetic line may survive for the glory of Russia!!"
Textification t1_j1snt6e wrote
I agree! More executions! More Amputations! Start with the Clerics! Amputate them alllllll! (Then,... execute.)
Textification t1_j1ejncv wrote
Putin: Up your game!
Industry specialist: Grift faster!
Textification t1_j19rr3s wrote
Regardless of how the gop tries to spin it, democrats have been by far the more fiscally responsible party.
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Textification t1_iy8zh26 wrote
Reply to comment by Fmtpires in Ukraine war: Russia hits out as Pope labels minority ethnic soldiers 'cruel' by anthonyofyork
So you're saying that the pope making a stupid comment is miles worse than Russian troops raping women, killing children, bombing hospitals and shooting civilians in the head,... Good to know.
Textification t1_iy8lr9s wrote
Reply to Ukraine war: Russia hits out as Pope labels minority ethnic soldiers 'cruel' by anthonyofyork
Russia: Ignore our war crimes. The rape, torture, bombings of children and hospitals, the executions, should be understandable,... The real crimes are the hurtful words aimed at our peace-loving, stormtroopers who are simply trying to rape the evil out of the enemy.
Textification t1_iwzov74 wrote
Reply to ‘I feel like a migrant worker’: Gianni Infantino hits out at World Cup criticism | World Cup 2022 by Island_Monkey86
Dig deeper. You haven't reached six feet, yet. THEN you'll know what a migrant worker in Quatar feels like.
Textification t1_ivyhyrd wrote
Reply to Deputy on administrative duty following fatal crash. Deputy was spotted leaving the scene. by Markbro89
Maybe they should check the victims car to see if it has light damage to the rear corner that might be attributable to a Pit maneuver? My bet is deputy got overzealous and tried to pit the kid and the kid lost control. Could be something else, but the deputy slinking off makes me feel he was somehow at least partly culpable for the crash.
Textification t1_ivyfnog wrote
Reply to Flowing sewage, bewildering signs, lack of water: COP27 faces logistics nightmares by OmarLittleFinger
Perhaps a fleeting glimpse of the future we all face because of climate change, but without the deadlier effects? (Going for a bit of snark,..)
Textification t1_iujz6og wrote
Jair has his very own hertz donut.
Textification t1_iuduufm wrote
Just start turning the money over to Ukraine and nations supplying aid and shelter to displaced Ukrainians.
That will get Russia howling for sure. Knowing that their money is financing Ukraine's defense and rebuilding.
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Reply to Man killed himself after throwing petrol bombs at Dover migrant centre, witness says by Freexscsa
Only good news in this story is that it looks like no one was hurt by the fire.
Textification t1_iu7l8qs wrote
Apparently the officer actively sought out the guy and made the statement about "agreeing with your political stance". That would make him an accessory as well as being guilty of treason and insurrection. As a cop, his sentence should be doubled because he not only knew it was illegal, but he is betraying his oath and trying to prevent his fellow officers from getting justice.
But since sentencing doesn't work that way, he should be given the max sentence if found guilty.
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Reply to Grammy winner is fatally shot by police after allegedly holding his wife and stepdaughter at gunpoint by Lafayette37
Polka King goes on rampage at home. Killed in syncopated gun battle to accordion and tuba music. Oktoberfest mourns.