Th3Glutt0n
Th3Glutt0n t1_j5jbg7c wrote
Reply to comment by MechisX in [WP] A bar called “The Alibi” that’s notorious for being just that.. an alibi. Often packed with ex-cons, the customers of The Alibi adhere to a silent, but strict, code: If they say they were here, we saw them. They’ll always back an alibi, no questions asked. by JelloStaplerr
Well I'm already stealing it for a campaign, but this will be a nice plot twist to throw in
Th3Glutt0n t1_j27q3zo wrote
Reply to comment by Surinical in [WP] Quantum Physics responds when things are being observed. For some reason, the universe doesn't consider you to be an observer, and daily life can get pretty weird when no one is watching. by akschurman
Well I wasn't expecting sci-fi to horror in this, but for some reason it doesn't surprise me
Th3Glutt0n t1_j1bkbrm wrote
Reply to comment by throwaway20029188818 in TIFU by giving my girl bsf a massage by throwaway20029188818
If she let you massage her left underboob without saying anything, why are you even here saying you fucked up? Go score a date and beat 99% of everyone here
Th3Glutt0n t1_iy5fyqx wrote
Reply to comment by pabloivani in [WP] The alien diplomatic vessel is approaching Earth after announcing it's coming in peace. However, something went deeply wrong - an automated nuclear launch detection system interpreted it as a hostile nuclear launch and launched a response volley. by Mashaaaaaaaaa
I believe a very high risk area such as a nuclear launch room would have just a few cameras at least, if not several hundred cyber security forces on top of it 24/7. All it takes it that one video recording to be shown to any allies helping
Th3Glutt0n t1_iy4ydra wrote
Reply to comment by thunderous2007 in [WP] The alien diplomatic vessel is approaching Earth after announcing it's coming in peace. However, something went deeply wrong - an automated nuclear launch detection system interpreted it as a hostile nuclear launch and launched a response volley. by Mashaaaaaaaaa
I don't exactly understand what's going on at the end there
Th3Glutt0n t1_iy4rxgc wrote
Reply to comment by humanpersonguy69 in [WP] After standing up for justice publicly, numerous death threats were anonymously sent to you on the internet. Standing on the fine line between bravery and recklessness, you replied to them. You challenged them to a duel if they truly wish to kill you. by N00B00N_IOO
That twist got me lmao
Th3Glutt0n t1_iy4ilg0 wrote
Reply to comment by The_Expidition in The fact that Cats are far more dangerous than Wolf Spiders, yet we love them far more and are far less afraid of them, says a lot about how humans value physical appearance in creatures by Run_MCID37
The jumping ones are great friends
Th3Glutt0n t1_iubkf1b wrote
Reply to comment by No_Personality_7477 in How do Ukrainian snipers tell which Russians are the senior officers? by MikePGS
r/antijoke
Th3Glutt0n t1_iu9ztci wrote
Reply to comment by omghooker in [WP] You have two personality living in one body, and one developed feelings for the other. by No_Permission_5219
r/fuckoff
Th3Glutt0n t1_itqpmlp wrote
Reply to comment by rained_in in [WP] You are an NPC in an RPG. Normally, your attack is set to 1. However, a player used a cursed item on you, reducing your attack by 2, causing it to underflow, making you the most powerful in the game. by alegonz
Naughty NPCs get sent to the code lava to atone for their sins of pilfering corpses
What do you mean the players do it? Of course they do, that's different
Th3Glutt0n t1_irkfw7x wrote
I don't understand what the fuck up is, can someone explain it
Th3Glutt0n t1_je4t9qi wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. "Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I didn’t, they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just ask by Rattrap2474
Proper warlock prompt