Thaago
Thaago t1_j2274cj wrote
Reply to comment by peace_off in [WP] Reasons I'm almost definitely not a zombie. #1... by chalice_palace
Somewhat inspired by them in the tentacles for head grasping yeah!
To me she looks like a normal little girl until they come out, but you can imagine her as anything you like! Death of the author and all that (via brainsucking oh no!).
Thaago t1_j1y0u51 wrote
Reply to comment by Robysto7 in [WP] Reasons I'm almost definitely not a zombie. #1... by chalice_palace
Ooooh thats a really good idea. I'm glad you liked it!
Thaago t1_j1xxgk5 wrote
Dear Diary,
Today I told Bobby from math class that I like liked him, and then I ate his brain. It was a little scary at first but it was just so tasty I couldn't stop. But diary I'm definitely, positively, super not a zombie! Here's why:
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Zombies are gross and I'm a princess.
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I'm not all slow and shambly like a zombie: I'm super quick and just getting faster! Yesterday I even outran Mr. Sparklehorn, and he's a unicorn. He seemed really mad that I caught him though and kept trying to throw me off, the silly goose.
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I'm a picky eater. Everyone knows that zombies chow down on whatever if they can't get brains. Not me! I like brains only, and the smarter the better!
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Daddy says that all girls go through changes when they hit puberty and that its totally normal. Zombies aren't normal, so I can't be a zombie, so there! *sticks out tongue*
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Zombies just get all moldy and nasty and have bones poking out. All I've gotten are these super cute tentacles that can come out of my mouth! They're all tickly and friendly and pink, and they let me get a super good grip on heads.
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When I just take a nibble instead of a big bite, my friends don't turn into zombies or get like me. They just get a big smile on their faces and want to play any game I want! I love making myself new friends. <3
Thats all I have time to write tonight Diary! I have to go to a sleepover!
Thaago t1_j2277kl wrote
Reply to comment by Nightfury4_4 in [WP] Reasons I'm almost definitely not a zombie. #1... by chalice_palace
I'm glad it made you laugh, success! She's mostly made up, though some inspiration from tentacled brainsuckers of dnd fame.