TheKert
TheKert t1_j6x3r8z wrote
You love to see it
TheKert t1_j6oo93x wrote
Reply to Why say you swallow cum? by PuffedRabbit
If you swallow the cum before you speak maybe the joke will make sense?
TheKert t1_j2jamsv wrote
Reply to comment by Beiki in TIL that Pope Stephen VI exhumed the corpse of Pope Formosus, who had died seven months prior, and subjected him to a posthumous trial in which he was de-fingered before tossing his body into the Tiber River in 897 by pooterpon
Seems it was a very tumultuous time.
TheKert t1_j2isuip wrote
Reply to comment by princealbertnyourcan in TIL that Pope Stephen VI exhumed the corpse of Pope Formosus, who had died seven months prior, and subjected him to a posthumous trial in which he was de-fingered before tossing his body into the Tiber River in 897 by pooterpon
Freddy Got Fingered 2, The Defingering
TheKert t1_j2isj1u wrote
Reply to comment by fishkuz in TIL that Pope Stephen VI exhumed the corpse of Pope Formosus, who had died seven months prior, and subjected him to a posthumous trial in which he was de-fingered before tossing his body into the Tiber River in 897 by pooterpon
"Probably around January 897, Stephen VI ordered that the corpse of his predecessor Formosus be removed from its tomb and brought to the papal court for judgment."
"The macabre spectacle turned public opinion in Rome against Stephen. Formosus' body washed up on the banks of the Tiber, and rumor said it had begun to perform miracles. A public uprising deposed and imprisoned Stephen. He was strangled in prison in July or August 897."
6 months or so
TheKert t1_j2b66wh wrote
Reply to It's been said before, but I dislike how the PG rating has effectively replaced the G rating for animated movies. by Zealousideal_Art2159
Absolutely everything about the ratings system is a complete joke
TheKert t1_j1a9rze wrote
Reply to comment by BriefDownpour in Elon Musk posts on Weibo about how action matters more than words and gets an earful from disgruntled Chinese netizens by Saltedline
Now we need to make the offline world equally unfit for them.
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Reply to I should write them a ticket by BabiesOnQuack
That's actually the best parking job I've ever seen from a cop
TheKert t1_iugcnox wrote
Reply to When you see an actor who seems familiar, do you feel like you need to KNOW who he played before? by fabrizziop17
Yes, and so many times I'm left confused staring at IMDb when I've never actually watched anything they're in
TheKert t1_j8y079b wrote
Reply to comment by Achenest in Apple Pushing to Launch Search Engine to Rival Google by DragonWarrior566
I tried to get Siri to suck and she said no