TheMadBagBoy
TheMadBagBoy t1_j1yirwy wrote
I'm pretty sure junji Ito warned us about space tentacles
TheMadBagBoy t1_j1yiq6d wrote
Pretty sure junji ito warned about space tentacles
TheMadBagBoy t1_iy73dvp wrote
Reply to comment by black_carbon_59 in [WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once. by Informal_Ad_6157
Not to give the league any breaks they tried there beat wich isn't much
TheMadBagBoy t1_iy714aw wrote
Reply to comment by black_carbon_59 in [WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once. by Informal_Ad_6157
You make nitroglycerin out of glycerin
TheMadBagBoy t1_iy6cwf3 wrote
Reply to [PM] Writer's block! Instead of murder mysteries, why not send me a western prompt? by Ox_of_Dox
You have a six shooter with one bullet but an army of Confederates to get through to inact your revenge for your gang
TheMadBagBoy t1_iy6af7q wrote
Reply to [WP] You're a 'comically incompetent' supervillain for a group of C-List heroes. They are no real threat to you, so you endure their childish speeches. However, when the heroes raid the civilian business you run on the side and injure your employees, you decide to take yourself seriously for once. by Informal_Ad_6157
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" Please I beg you stop!" mighty lad screamed. A steel cane rams into his jaw
"Martha, Benjamin, Alice, Steven" the wack hatter mutters
Mere hours ago Angelstar wack hatter's boutique cosplay shop was attacked by the league of cool crime stoppers. The employees were beaten to within an inch of there lives and arrested and now sit in jail for aiding a criminal.
"How did you know" wack hatter growled
"We have been watching you for a while now you're movements your identity is not so secret Dennis" " So you assumed my employees had anything to do with my other life you fools" wack hatter sighs
"They helped you move glycerin into warehouses your going to bomb the mayor's home" mighty lad wheezed out "We sell soap" "What" "Glycerin it's one the main ingredients in soap it was Martha's soap actually"
"That doesn't change the fact it can be used to make bombs Martha was probably your second in command"
Whack hatter growing angrier by each word muttered by this wannabe beat cop. Yells " She was pregnant you piece of shit" "What" "When she was arrested she called me the beating you gave Martha led her to going in the hospital" "Oh no no no" "She miscarried, a beacon of hope destroyed a soon to be family even my origin is happier than that" "Oh God why this was superwonder's idea we were just following her orders." "During our call we spoke of revenge and how she wants to murder each one of you. You, mighty lad are the first to fall and soon this whole city" With one solid whack from his cane whack hatter killed mighty lad instantly leaving a crater in his skull. After the killing only one thought bounced around Whack hatter's skull "How the fuck do you make bombs out of glycerin"
TheMadBagBoy t1_j9e2ezm wrote
Reply to comment by kawarazu in [WP] You're immortal, and have passed the 'hero' phase centuries ago. You enter a small coffee shop one day to find that it's owned by your millennia-old arch-nemesis. You really, really just want a chai latte though. by Prompt_Dude
That's the best part