TikkiTakiTomtom
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_jb24i1f wrote
Reply to Slender Man Oil on Canvas by Jillsicetea
Slenderman: I am but a speck in this tiny world in this small universe sigh guess its time to go back to work…
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_jak4cyi wrote
Reply to butcher,me.digital by simbako258
Oh that’s just Joe. He accidentally looked down a loaded shotgun left out by his reckless dad when he was little. He’s a sweetie once you get to know him. Makes a killer burger too.
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_jaa5y4l wrote
Reply to [WP] You've gained a enchanted magic sword that can talk to you! That'd be amazing - but this sword has no combat experience and the mentality of an edgy teenager. by poiyurt
“God don’t grip me so tight when you’re fighting an old bearded guy.”
“Bro your swings are so terrible I want to cut myself”
“Pbbt. Lame.”
“Bro. I’m hungry.”
“Put me back in [the sheathe] it’s cold out here!”
“I’d like a slice of that cake”
“Let’s gooooooo”
(To the enemy) “Damn bro, you swing like a girl”
(To the female enemy) “Damn bro, you swing like — oh wait…You swing like a hairy dude!”
“Hey, you. You’re finally awake. Hahaha oh man I always wanted to do that… Ha… It’s a gaming joke. You don’t get it? Never mind… ^Lame.”
“Wait I thought that’s how I was supposed to do it? Oops”
“Like cuttin butter”
“Raw doggin this hobgoblin”
“Hey look mom! No hands!
“Don’t touch me. I’m harder than Damascus steel right now. It’ll be weird.”
“Bro. I’m hungry again...”
“Can you clean me, dude? I haven’t showered in days”
“Puts a whole new meaning to waxing the sword”
“Zzzzzzzz”
“That’s the most perfect cut in the history of perfect cuts”
“Aw yeah I’m the best. Who da best? I am!”
“No, it’s not my first time slicing someone! I’m not lying! I swear!”
(To you) “You’re not cut out for this but I am”
“$!@& ?%#$”
“Swoosh! Swish! Shhhhng! You like my added sound effects?”
“……”
“…It’s too early in the morning to be doing this…”
“360 no-scope! Omg you just failed that. Dude”
“Can he clutch the win with the last swing… And Ye—never mind… That was embarrassing”
“Can’t… breathe… monster grip…”
“For the gazillionth time you can’t cut a ghost!”
“I’m not meant to be used as a hammer ya know”
“Can we not do this today? I’m tired.”
“Ew ew ew ew! This is so grossss. This is so grossss.”
“Aaaand the dynamic duo gets the dub!”
“I’m trying my best okay?!” fake sobs
“I’m trying my best okay?!” real silent sobs
“Random boner! Just gotta let you know.”
(You to enemy) “I have a better sword than you!” (Sword) blushes
(You to enemy) “I have a bigger sword than you!” (Sword) “GAAAAAAY!”
(To enemy) “Mom, dad, I have something to tell you” sssshng!
“Look at all these nicks bro. Makes me look tough!”
“I wish I was bigger….”
“What? Did I say something wrong”
“What? Did you say something? I was thinking about food. A slice of ham or cheese or bread perhaps”
“Hot chick alert! Hot chick alert!”
(To killed enemy) “Eat it bitch”
“It’s big brain time! But I don’t have a brain! Yohohoho!”
(To enemy) “Cringe”
(To enemy) “You were as easy to hit as yo mama”
(To you) “You suck bro lol”
(To you and enemy) “Watch this…” fails “That’s not supposed to happen. No YOU suck!”
(To you) “Are you in love with me or something stop gripping me so hard”
(When you two first meet) “It always feels like I’m getting the short end of the stick… up my ass… If I had one…”
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j9zox4k wrote
Reply to comment by memewatcher3 in Who’s the Pokémon that can be found in the home of nearly every lonely adult? by jLAuniverse26
“What can be found in the home of every lonely adult?”
“Fake wood”
🤨
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j9ydak9 wrote
Reply to [OC] Latin America is the 3rd most democratic region in the world, ahead of Asia and Africa. Here’s where its countries stand: by latinometrics
How does one measure democratic-ness or republican-ness as an actual metric used by everyone?…
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j9tylzy wrote
Reply to comment by grandtheftbonsai in Do all thinking creatures on Earth use neurons? Does an example of non-neuron based biological "intelligence" exist? by Wun_Weg_Wun_Dar__Wun
But in essence. To “think” requires neurons. The answer would be yes. All things that think has neurons.
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j9rzj1k wrote
Reply to The Flock (Digital edit) by LeeroyM
Meryll! Your weirdass brother is out pretending to be a sheep again!
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j9iv7n3 wrote
So based on this simulation, how accurate is it and would it be reasonably possible for a weather balloon to have floated its way all over the world?
I very much dislike news sensationalism and political propaganda so this gives a bit more insight on claims.
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j9i54u5 wrote
Reply to Them by hebahshafi
OP: Them
Them: stares Can you believe the nerve of this guy? We have names you know! ^asshole
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j9f8ubo wrote
Reply to do yall like my creation i made? by memesthatarerac
Slenderman lookin fly
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j8nbp1j wrote
Reply to Hell Hole by me. Pencil. by DeclanTIGER
So this is the fabled Hill House
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j8lf4k0 wrote
Reply to First time trying lino cutting by rainbowsprinkles_
If you make copies as you progress in the artwork you can ultimately end up with “different” pieces to sell
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j8fnav5 wrote
Reply to Extracts from two common wildflowers, tall goldenrod and eagle fern blocked SARS_CoV_2, the virus responsible for COVID-19, from entering human cells. The findings could provide a new avenue to develop pharmaceutical treatments for COVID-19. by MistWeaver80
As a guy who loves this stuff, I just have to wonder where people just come up with this stuff? Like how do you just one day decide to investigate, wildflowers and test if they have potential uses for Covid treatments?
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j8e7wr4 wrote
Reply to jflaxman by b00giemane
Plot Twist
Monster Train takes the little boy to Monster School where all the kids learn that it doesn’t matter what you look like on the outside to be a true monster. And they all become the best of buddies.
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j8dj5ys wrote
Reply to Farm (ballpoint pen) by tylerd9000
Duke Nukem’s world
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j7y9kge wrote
Reply to Red Room by me by CreepyGirlCult
My ear started throbbing the exact moment I saw this and it freaked me out a little
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j7ewcu3 wrote
Reply to An anti-aging gene discovered in a population of centenarians less prone to cardiovascular complications, has been shown to rewind the heart's biological age by 10 year by giuliomagnifico
For people like me who are skeptical and confused about the term anti-aging and want a closer look here is the very long research paper
https://academic.oup.com/cardiovascres/advance-article/doi/10.1093/cvr/cvad008/6986428
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j7bodt2 wrote
Reply to some sketches by Spiritual-Breath-139
“I was birthed from the earth to get in a quick smoke”
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j73kq0m wrote
Reply to Devilman (My work) by mattiacolombrita_art
My man been hitting the racks. Look at them thunder thighs
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j72d1qy wrote
Reply to What makes humans unique is not reducible to our brains or biology, but how we make sense of experience | Raymond Tallis by IAI_Admin
Some would argue that it is. That all of our experiences, sensations, decisions are all just chemical reactions enticing us to benefit ourselves in some way or form.
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j72alf1 wrote
Reply to Offering (Digital Collage) by LeeroyM
I gave my heart to you but you still won’t love me?
It’s cause you smell
:0
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j704ric wrote
Reply to Burlap Friend! [OC] by Magmarok
Was scrolling thru main feed and didnt expect that. I hate jump scares but good job.
Anyway…
“Mom says it’s my turn to play on the xbox”
— this kid probably
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j6upnje wrote
Reply to yesterdays sketch by Spiritual-Breath-139
Visceral. I like it.
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_j6tw1u5 wrote
Reply to Endangered male northern quolls are giving up sleep in favour of having more sex – and it could be killing them, according to a study that investigated why male northern quolls usually mate themselves to death in one season while females can live and reproduce for up to four years. by MistWeaver80
But have you heard of quokka
TikkiTakiTomtom t1_jb8g05n wrote
Reply to comment by diab3 in I'm Sorry Jon (By Rojom) by very_lucid
For the uninitiated, this masterpiece is my favorite work of art on Reddit