Whoretron8000
Whoretron8000 t1_je64j0q wrote
Reply to comment by nosnevenaes in TIL The oldest musical instrument in the world, a 60,000-year-old Neanderthal flute, is made from the left thighbone of a young cave bear. by gonejahman
Sure, I don't think catching fish and cooking it is so much the surprise, but the discrepancy between what we previously knew and what we know now in regards to what evidence suggests is what's surprising... How wrong we could potentially be until we learn more.
Whoretron8000 t1_je6159v wrote
Reply to comment by nosnevenaes in TIL The oldest musical instrument in the world, a 60,000-year-old Neanderthal flute, is made from the left thighbone of a young cave bear. by gonejahman
Idk, we just found evidence of cooking fish 780,000 years ago, we are slowly learning more as we go and I wouldn't be surprised if our estimates on manipulating yeasts to make fluffy grain paste are off by a few-tens of thousand years.
Whoretron8000 t1_jbqye1j wrote
Reply to comment by Jeep_Stuff in When The LAPD Blows Up Your Neighborhood (2023) the lapd mishandles a ton of fireworks [00:18:50] by Oh_Fuck_Naw
Oh crap, I thought it was the whole stash when writing the comment. Which was 5000 lbs according to the begining of the doc.
So they added way more explosives to set it off... Only blowing up a tiny fraction of the total.
Whoretron8000 t1_jbmq4x8 wrote
Reply to When The LAPD Blows Up Your Neighborhood (2023) the lapd mishandles a ton of fireworks [00:18:50] by Oh_Fuck_Naw
They blew up 2.5 tons of fireworks in a neighborhood... After taking their sweet time loading it unsafely, playing with their toy robot when they wanted to, then injured a bunch of people and traumatized many more AND tried to get the dude slanging fireworks ("with a street value of $200,000") to cover the cost of damage they caused...
Sounds about right.
Whoretron8000 t1_j6bh6h5 wrote
Reply to comment by slamdanceswithwolves in Adorable Baby Meerkat by GoldenChinchilla
I'd buy two. One for me to try and one for my enemy. That harbor seal that looked at me funny.
Whoretron8000 t1_j5m0kgc wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Man who disarmed Monterey Park shooter speaks out: 'Something came over me' by alanzhang34
pats you on the back
It's okay bud, no one cares.
Whoretron8000 t1_j5lzhbj wrote
Reply to comment by emmywhichway in Man who disarmed Monterey Park shooter speaks out: 'Something came over me' by alanzhang34
Because they want to not freeze. There is no shame for aspiring for something like that. So long it doesn't hurt self esteem/psyche.
Whoretron8000 t1_is4kpub wrote
Reply to US Federal Reserve sees EV “battery belt” developing as greater than 15 battery manufacturing facilities worth greater than $40 billion are in development in the US by ForHidingSquirrels
Greater than 15? Is it 16? 15.5? I know it's not 14... But what about that worth?! Is it $4,000,000,000.01?
Whoretron8000 t1_je6f55o wrote
Reply to comment by nosnevenaes in TIL The oldest musical instrument in the world, a 60,000-year-old Neanderthal flute, is made from the left thighbone of a young cave bear. by gonejahman
For some reason I instantly pictured a chronological display of all the different breads made with different grains, yeasts, proof times etc. In a museum.
Is it possible a neanderthal just found some extra crushed grain sitting in some water that got mashed by the weight or something.. and they cooked it and tried to recreate it? Was it methodical? Accident? How many got sick trying different iterations. Oooh possibilities.