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WimbleWimble t1_ix4as05 wrote
Qatar got caught trying to bribe ecuador to lose their first game.
They've offered shitty bribes to every team they think they may play against.
Not every team has openly condemned the bribery attempt, meaning at least a few teams WILL deliberately lose against Qatar if put up against them.
So basically the entire competition, its already been decided who will win what and where.
WimbleWimble t1_iu8szsf wrote
No-one else is gonna mention william's massive inbred overbite?
WimbleWimble t1_iu8sx6i wrote
Fun fact: neither charles nor william or ANY of the german royals have the best claim to the throne.
There are families with MUCH better bloodline claims (yes I know...its all fake narcissistic crap)
They should challenge charles for the throne and because we've 'lost' the original Destiny Stone, armed challenges to the throne of Scotland are now allowed. Duel to the death.
WimbleWimble t1_ith9dok wrote
Are you sure this was a death maze filled with unholy creatures?
Maybe in your drunken state you all wandered into Comcast HQ?
WimbleWimble t1_irvwmw2 wrote
Reply to comment by Longjumping_Kale1 in Quantum windows mean machines can see millions of colours by Apart_Shock
What if kink shaming is my kink?
WimbleWimble t1_irv4ol8 wrote
Reply to comment by 21_MushroomCupcakes in Quantum windows mean machines can see millions of colours by Apart_Shock
One condom + bag over the head?
Remember to ask for paper as a plastic bag causes issues.
WimbleWimble t1_irv4mlw wrote
AI: Sir, I have identified 47 new shades of red by simply opening up your work colleagues Dr Smith, Dr Williams and your lab assistant.
WimbleWimble t1_irge6y6 wrote
Reply to Russian Scientists Propose Plan to Launch Huge Advertisements Into Orbit Over Cities by kelev11en
Same Russia that's currently giving its soldiers a single 1/2lb block of cheese per soldier to feed them for an entire week?
and moldy guns with just 4 bullets each?
Same russia where the "real" soldiers are murdering the conscripts as they arrive if they won't turn over their block of cheese + 4 bullets?
WimbleWimble t1_iqrrgj0 wrote
Reply to comment by ooru in "Robotic surgery is a game changer for minimally invasive surgery" - More and more surgeons are using robotic surgical systems. Here’s why. 🤖 by tonymmorley
"try out" as in grab someone and remove their appendix?
WimbleWimble t1_ixoestc wrote
Reply to comment by LeptonsAndQuarks in A cheap $200 solar-power plastic robot that destroys weeds, shows that global agriculture can dramatically reduce the chemicals used in farming, and reduce the 45% of crops lost to pests. by lughnasadh
/u/Hapaclapious 's dick was almost completely whipped off.