I was going to make a joke about how we should just have court on TV and air it during the middle of the day as entertainment programming... and then I got depressed when I realized.

What you refer to as toxins is what real men would call "seasoning". Puts hair in the blood stream!

The body needs iron, iron is a metal, blood tastes like copper.. etc. How can it be wrong to inject your meet with tiny shrapnel before ingesting it?