Pine-sol can also be used in your laundry to remove stains. You can use it for spot-treatment also. But back when I worked in a kitchen, I'd do a wash load of greasy-spotted clothes once in a while. You can add 1/2 of cup of pinesol to your greasy clothes in the washing machine, along with your regular detergent. Don't do this with super delicate fabrics, but for some work clothes it should be totally fine. Maybe do a spot test on some pants in an innocuous area just to be sure.

I mean, at this point I've had a cell phone living in my pocket for the past ~15 years.

I'm not sure what good data Alexa is getting from hearing me turn on my bedroom lights and talk to my cat, but... I'm sure it completely pales in comparison to whatever Apple, Samsung, Verizon, and AT&T know about me.