Oh, lol! I feel bad for all of the Kenneths. It’s just my Kenneth, the one that’s dead, none of the other ones, they’re ok!

Unintelligible noises of frustration about Kenneth.

Glad you’re enjoying yourself lol! <3

I’m undead. If I was dead, well, I think I’d still be happy. Anything to do with death makes me happy.

It’s not an inconvenience for me. It feels better than ever! I feel more like me than ever.

I was able to use my sewing machine. I’d knitted Kenneth some sweaters. Oh, man, I’m getting emotional. Killer’s remorse settling in again.

Oh, wow. Lol!

Thank you! It feels very similar. My voice is slowed, that’s for sure, it takes a while for a full thought to become coherent, but I can still communicate, simply a tad slower.

I’m sorry I didn’t post earlier! Much love <3

Thank you! :D

I called my boss. He said I sounded different. I think he was a little afraid. I really don’t want to scare him by going back, but I would like to.

This is genius! Omg thank you so much I am totally gonna go cut his arm off!

Thank you so much, what a kind thing to say!

I’m sorry about that. :/

You are very welcome! He tasted like pennies stuffed into a nice rare steak with a hint of styrofoam. It was nice.

As I’ve told another Kenneth, my boyfriend may have been an asshole, but I very much like his name.

You should definitely not change your name. The name Kenneth is awesome. My boyfriend may be dead, but I like his name.

Is your name Kenneth? If so, I’m sorry!

Thank you! It’s more itchy than painful, but it’s a jarring tear at first.

Thank you!

Also, I must apologize, I did not get notified about many of the comments, but I am trying my absolute best to respond to everyone.

— Your zombie friend Zuzu.

I would like to clarify to all Kenneths who are not the dead one on my floor: you do not have to go fuck yourself and I will not eat your brain. :D

Is your name Kenneth?

No worries! Are you a Kenneth?

Not you, you’re a good Kenneth!