alstergee t1_j70euyb wrote on February 3, 2023 at 4:12 AM

Reply to Samsung's S23s don't have an answer to Apple's Emergency SOS via Satellite by needlesfox

Good nobody wants swat showing up cause they were masturbating and dropped their phone on the floor

alstergee t1_j6jqhkj wrote on January 30, 2023 at 8:41 PM

Reply to iPhone crash detection feature makes 100 false calls by speckz

Can you imagine having yourself a wank and the cops pull up cause your phones a snitch hahaha

alstergee t1_j2d5adi wrote on December 31, 2022 at 10:35 AM

Reply to Italy passes controversial decree cracking down on unlicensed rave parties, laying out jail terms of up to six years and fines for the organisers by green_flash

Fuckin riot friends

alstergee t1_itx6im3 wrote on October 26, 2022 at 11:21 PM

Reply to comment by -Jerbear45- in Methane ‘Super-Emitters’ Mapped by NASA’s New Earth Space Mission by CurtisLeow

Theyve made nothing but record breaking profits every single year for decades off our backs with artificial price inflation so yeah they can suck a 100 billion dollar fine per incident down with zero pain to anything but their overinflated sense of self worth and egos

alstergee t1_ittikxc wrote on October 26, 2022 at 4:54 AM

Reply to Methane ‘Super-Emitters’ Mapped by NASA’s New Earth Space Mission by CurtisLeow

Now to untie the hands of the EPA / international environmental agency watchdogs and put a grinding halt to mega polluters around the globe.