He was the weirdest celebrity I ever waited on. Insistent on being moved away from the windows in mid 2010s Portland. No one who worked there, except me, had any idea who he was or had even heard of him. Kept hat and sunglasses on the whole time. Very strange.

I would have loved it if not for the baiting for a second season. The last minute of the season could have been cut and I would have loved it.