When we were in high school, one of my friends fell off a ladder putting Xmas lights up on his parents two story house. He didn’t break any bones thx to snow but he did staple himself in the forehead with the staple gun as he landed and it left a dent in his skull too. Could have been so much worse but he still was teased mercilessly by everyone (he was one of 13 kids ) for a while thx to the dent.

When the snow melts and you can use a ladder to get them down.

Yea I’m an ER Nurse. This sounds a lot like the stories that end with a foreign body removal from someones rectum. One poor pt. had locked himself out of his apt., so he had to climb in his kitchen window, and he fell onto a ketchup bottle that happened to be on the kitchen floor wearing a condom and he happened to not be wearing pants or underwear. What an unlucky day s/.