Prospect Hill monument above Union Sq in Somerville is what you are looking for

Elks lodge in central. They have a basement dance floor and liquor license.

Please invite me.

Also, some of the top scholars in evidence-based mindfulness practice(d) in metro west. Mindfulness can sometimes feel woo-woo, but many courses have clinical backing.

To OP, look into mindfulness courses instead of The Secret. There's a solid amount of clinical evidence backing it, and also you'll find some of the best practitioners in the nation (and your insurance will cover it!).