aspenfrank30 t1_iy8qzh3 wrote on November 29, 2022 at 4:28 PM

Reply to A Brief Guide to Encountering a Weeping Person in Public in NYC by bikeskata

Last year, I had a full on panic attack, weeping sobbing, choking on spit moment on my way to work. A fucking tourist (and I don't normally say "fucking tourist", I do like most of 'em) would not leave me alone. They asked if I was okay. Ok, fine, you're nice. I said yeah. Kept sobbing. Asked if I was sure. I said yeah. Offered to get me someone. I said, I am fine. Finally, snapped, told them to fuck off and they went back to their wife complaining about rude locals.

aspenfrank30 t1_itlfwbs wrote on October 24, 2022 at 2:53 PM

Reply to "All Spaniards, we discovered, knew two English expressions. One was ‘OK, baby,’ the other was a word used by the Barcelona whores in their dealings with English sailors, and I am afraid the compositors would not print it." by SlitchBap

Blowjob?

aspenfrank30 t1_iqr4h3u wrote on October 2, 2022 at 2:26 PM

Reply to comment by Chewwy987 in Basement apartment under the sewer? by yoohoooos

I had a wiener dog growing up and her paw got stuck in one of them. Since then I refuse to let any dog walk on them.

Edit because this got me looking at old pics at my mom's place. RIP Ruth, you were a real good dog. Don't worry folks, she went quietly in her sleep at 19.