aynhon t1_jaavo79 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:37 AM

Reply to comment by code_archeologist in China calls for cease-fire in Ukraine, peace talks by 04_STI

Or send spy balloons to North America.

aynhon t1_jaavgef wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:35 AM

Reply to comment by mechanicalcontrols in China calls for cease-fire in Ukraine, peace talks by 04_STI

Imagine all the sanctions.

aynhon t1_jaaf2i5 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:34 AM

Reply to comment by Intelligent-Parsley7 in ‘That’s my neighbour’: Mariupol residents’ shock at Putin’s parade line-up | Ukraine by madrid987

"They told me, you know, they said to me, "Here's the pan flute." Folks, I'm telling you, I couldn't believe it. I looked at it, I couldn't believe it. There's the flute; where's the pans? Here's a pan flute with no pans on it! Do I blow it? People, do I rub it? Do I blow it?

So I go and I play the flute, and I tap a finger on it and I blow it and it sounds beautiful. The best, folks. The very best sound. They told me that no one ever played the pan flute like that. Never before, everybody. Special. They called it special. I'm the special pan fluter. What do they say is the sound? Flooting? Not farting! Not farting, folks! That's Slick Willie Dee, am I right? That's Slick Willie Dee farting!!"