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blenderdead t1_jdrzzbv wrote
Reply to comment by BigSpoonFullOfSnark in LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
I hate when bosses do that. The process they give you to follow is fucking torture, but they just press the buttons and move on…
blenderdead t1_jdrx19u wrote
Reply to LPT: If you call a company to speak to customer service but the automated menu won't let you talk to a real person, say "Upgrade my account" instead of "Refund" or "Cancel," when the automated menu asks you to state why you're calling. You will immediately be transferred to a real person by BigSpoonFullOfSnark
Yeah, so you’re fucking over some poor schmucks conversion numbers, and more than likely they will just put you on hold again.
blenderdead t1_ja9tn86 wrote
Reply to comment by therealfatmike in Sir Terry Pratchett: Short stories to be published after being found by fans by Kiauitl
Fat Mike is the name of the lead singer for punk rock group NOFX. Their live albums are all titled some variant of I Heard They Suck Live. It was a simple joke and I assumed you were a NOFX fan. Sorry if that’s not the case, it wasn’t an attempt to offend.
blenderdead t1_ja9kd63 wrote
Reply to comment by Orandai in Sir Terry Pratchett: Short stories to be published after being found by fans by Kiauitl
These were published in a newspaper though, so I’m fine with it personally.
blenderdead t1_ja9k84z wrote
Reply to comment by therealfatmike in Sir Terry Pratchett: Short stories to be published after being found by fans by Kiauitl
I’ve heard you suck live.
blenderdead t1_je9nq6w wrote
Reply to If they remade The Blues Brothers today, who would be starring in it? by ApesApesApes
Chris Pratt and Jack Harlow