browsielurker
browsielurker t1_jcxnqc6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
TW Gross
My mom told me that when she gave birth to my sister, my sister came out so forcefully my mom shot out a giant cannonball of blood. The doctor caught the baby, said "oh shit" and ducked out of the way real fast, and the blood splattered all over the wall. She was embarrassed, but it was cleaned up. Fast forward 3 years, she's in the delivery room with her sister. And that blood stain was still on the wall. She couldn't help but point it out to her sister and say "I did that"
browsielurker t1_jd6wotq wrote
Reply to comment by MoonTearChild in TIFU by opening my waterbottle at work by MoonTearChild
Haha, I'm glad I got a response after typing that all out!