burnaspliffnow t1_jeh208m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:32 PM

Reply to comment by DevilsTreasure in My co-worker’s Jar of Fucks. by PopoChubbs

Don't be stingy with your fucks, I used to have a huge supply. Then the factory shut down, warehouses dried up, now I only have a handful left.

burnaspliffnow t1_jegp6k2 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:56 PM

Reply to My co-worker’s Jar of Fucks. by PopoChubbs

That jar's pretty full... you should ask for a favour.

burnaspliffnow t1_jefj24c wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:14 PM

Reply to Apple Geniuses need the reminder. by kinglucent

^nom

burnaspliffnow t1_jaci63c wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:25 PM

Reply to comment by Four_Duck_Snakes in It’s more of something immature to hating people’s preferences than to love “childish” things. by North_Recognition199

You're a sadist

burnaspliffnow t1_jachwhd wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:23 PM

Reply to comment by Four_Duck_Snakes in It’s more of something immature to hating people’s preferences than to love “childish” things. by North_Recognition199

How long does it have to stay down?

burnaspliffnow t1_jacafag wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:10 PM

Reply to Italicized building instructions! by opum123

Shear strength

burnaspliffnow t1_jac8it3 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:48 AM

Reply to It’s more of something immature to hating people’s preferences than to love “childish” things. by North_Recognition199

After a long day of work, I could absolutely lay waste to one of those mini 1L jugs of chocolate milk.

burnaspliffnow t1_jab4zq3 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:50 AM

Reply to Thanks for the dong, Tip. by therightmustard

You should thank dong for the tip 😏

burnaspliffnow t1_j6livjk wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:15 AM

Reply to Nature triumphing over man-made obstacles... by dxydref

How did you find my prototype fart filter?!

burnaspliffnow t1_j6bniy5 wrote on January 29, 2023 at 4:20 AM

Reply to My small town is having a telethon. This is from the stream. by Wheelpowered

Atta boy, old timer!

burnaspliffnow t1_j6aoc9j wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:42 PM

Reply to comment by Givemekarmaornotcool in Honestly this is just too far. What is wrong with him?? by Givemekarmaornotcool

Satirizes

burnaspliffnow t1_j6an6gw wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:33 PM

Reply to Honestly this is just too far. What is wrong with him?? by Givemekarmaornotcool

Yeah..... eating healthy.... what a crock of shit

burnaspliffnow t1_j5nu3hg wrote on January 24, 2023 at 9:09 AM

Reply to These triple-printed pants by Explicitt

And it looks like they come pre-peed!! That'll save me loads of time!

burnaspliffnow t1_j2ew66f wrote on December 31, 2022 at 7:24 PM

Reply to comment by FastAd543 in Hide those CD Wallets everyone! by grantstern

Being honest, not those ones

burnaspliffnow t1_j2ee7o9 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 5:22 PM

Reply to Old Lang sign by penguinopusredux

I understood that reference

burnaspliffnow t1_j2e9kg9 wrote on December 31, 2022 at 4:51 PM

Reply to comment by kthulhu666 in Hide those CD Wallets everyone! by grantstern

You got peaches and herb? Awww man, party at your place!

burnaspliffnow t1_j2e9ffs wrote on December 31, 2022 at 4:50 PM

Reply to Hide those CD Wallets everyone! by grantstern

You mock, but when my old car got broken into about 2 years ago, that's what they grabbed. Also power tools.

burnaspliffnow t1_j2bmaym wrote on December 31, 2022 at 1:24 AM

Reply to For a little bit of corn, you can up your street cred 1000% by ChipNASA

I'd rock the shit outta this sweater

burnaspliffnow t1_j0qidsd wrote on December 18, 2022 at 5:50 PM

Reply to PsBattle: Mid yawn dog by GrapeObjective3164

https://imgur.com/a/6RvBH39

I had to...

burnaspliffnow t1_ixms6xp wrote on November 24, 2022 at 5:11 PM

Reply to I have a black Christmas tree by Lost_Conversation546

Why it's gotta be "black?"