Lol oops I misspelled it

I didn’t know what I was doing with picking up a pencil and acting like a John Wick swordsman, but I thought it would kill some time considering my old rust bucket of a desktop was taking forever to load the files

With my office curtains down, I started fencing with an imaginary opponent, moving swiftly, jabbing and deflecting all of his hits.

Then suddenly….

“ARGH!!!”

It startled the living shit outta me, as I fell back on my desk.

I continued to hear the painful groans as my opponent was stumbling across my blinds, while it appeared that he was bleeding from his right eye.

I panicked and tried to call the emergency number of the building from my office phone.

While my wounded opponent struggled to open the door as his blood dripped on the floor.

I dialled in the number and said “I think there’s an intruder in my office on floor 5”

As soon as those words spilled out of my mouth, the alarm sounded off.

The invisible spy finally made it out of my office while dripping a bloody trail behind and tried to make it to the exit door.

Only to be tripped by an intern’s Roomba.

Security guards came swarming in, dog piling the intruder, while wrapping him in a blanket.

The boss later came by to thank me for taking care of the imperceptible menace. As I held my bloodied pencil in my right hand.

He later asked “ you must have ears of a bat! To detect someone like that”

Which I reluctantly replied…

“I guess so”