cleaver1015 t1_ject9lw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 1:54 AM Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident Me: "Why can't I enter heaven? " St Pete: "Jesus needs to enter you." Me: "I promise you, he entered me last night." St Pete: "Not Jesus Romero, Jesus Christ." Me: "You mean my ass is sore for nothing? " Permalink 1
cleaver1015 t1_ject9lw wrote
Reply to Gets down on knees...to pray by InconsistentResident
Me: "Why can't I enter heaven? "
St Pete: "Jesus needs to enter you."
Me: "I promise you, he entered me last night."
St Pete: "Not Jesus Romero, Jesus Christ."
Me: "You mean my ass is sore for nothing? "