clownind
clownind t1_jd3o6za wrote
You need to build a statue of your not so crazy uncle.
clownind t1_jbkwvj2 wrote
We could all use a wingbot at some point in life.
clownind t1_jb9u1e7 wrote
Reply to Podcaster saves boy and his brothers from being abused by their adoptive father by montanoj88
Poor kids
clownind t1_jb91ddn wrote
Reply to We found a cave to a world where Homo sapiens never evolved. We saw what the world became without us. It shocked us. by Odd_directions
That's where Ron Perlman came from.
clownind t1_jb3qgl2 wrote
Reply to My boyfriend forgot to lock his ‘personal drawer’ last night. I am absolutely livid. by lightingnations
We need a vigilante in every city.
clownind t1_ja6fpix wrote
Reply to Scared to Death by DoctorRot
Exorcism and if that doesn't work, dig up his corpse and burn it.
clownind t1_ja1yvgv wrote
He was almost father of the year...
clownind t1_j9xv2yc wrote
Reply to The Sunflower Room by Saturdead
I usually eat sunflower seeds, so this sounds like free snacks.
clownind t1_j9uzgwf wrote
Reply to I worked in the underground archives of the Vatican, and know the truth about what they’re hiding by 10MinuteHorror
They have all the porn, literally all of it.
clownind t1_j9uyetg wrote
Reply to I found a church that's stained glass windows show your future. I will meet a bad end. [Part 1] by GTripp14
I'm excited to hear the rest of your tale. Creepy old churches give serious bad vibes.
clownind t1_j9unuly wrote
Reply to I love my kids, but can’t stand my wife. Is there any way to salvage what's left of this family? by lightingnations
Take a large insurance policy on your wife before you go on a cruise....
clownind t1_j987zjq wrote
Reply to My Dad Hit Me by SubstantialBite788
Parents who try to live vicariously through their children are the worst types of people.
clownind t1_j8y0lq7 wrote
You should have turned simon into a craft brew... then he would have died and be put into something he loved.
clownind t1_j8xh68a wrote
That house seems to attract misery. A mysterious electrical fire might be necessary.
clownind t1_j8hzcf1 wrote
Love is blind..
clownind t1_j72f9au wrote
Reply to My sister’s dead teacher taught her mathematics more dangerous than witchcraft. by scarymaxx
The way they teach kids math nowadays is truly a nightmare.
clownind t1_j6wrhbp wrote
Reply to Château Dugibier by TajIsly
I wonder if these fat cats eat the long pig or just waste that good meat....
clownind t1_j6hhhvg wrote
Reply to Warnings to the wannabe cryptid hunters: Bones beneath the snow, a man beneath my bed by girl_from_the_crypt
The devil is a jerk and still owes me a superbowl win.
clownind t1_j65053j wrote
All hail the bone god.
clownind t1_j64yayw wrote
This is why I prefer art from AI.
clownind t1_j4wn2x8 wrote
I'm all for deforestation when it comes to creepy monster forests. You should let big lumber know about your old neck of the woods.
clownind t1_j284rci wrote
Call me old fashioned but if I saw a lady wearing a wedding dress in the creepy woods, I'm gonna nope the fuck out of there.
clownind t1_izq1hk2 wrote
Burn it all down, the marriage and the house.
clownind t1_iy4aq4s wrote
Reply to I worked for a slaughterhouse in the Midwest. You think you're buying beef at the grocery store, but you're wrong. by GTripp14
Where's the beef?!?
clownind t1_jeaeplf wrote
Reply to How Many People Are In The Room? by duskinthegreen
Damn dude, Stella sucks donkey whang.