I don’t have many irrational fears but colliding helicopters has always been right at the top of the list. It feels like it should be impossible but here we are.

If we honestly disagree on a topic then there is a conversation to be had, a compromise to be made. But this guy claims to hate the gays and yet refuses to bludgeon them with stones until they are dead. How can you trust a man like that?

What a high brow term for something that is practically not even a thing.

Is there a term for the indentation between the bicep and the shoulder muscles?

I love space but this feels like something most people couldn’t afford, and even still the super rich would only try it once. I guess if they can make a profit that’s all that matters.

The only thing different about a space hotel is the view, getting a zero-g experience, and a few extra ways that you can die during your visit. Everything else can be done here on the ground easier, cheaper, faster, safer. How long can a guest safely live there? Aren’t astronauts limited to something like 1-2 years in space because of all the radiation? Does that mean staff have to sign waivers and be rotated every year?

Is this real? If so tortoises are much stronger than I thought.

All New Zealand bovine will attend an etiquette course. They will be raised and instructed as ladies and be expected to act accordingly.

Everyone knows ladies don’t fart. And therefore it should be implied they don’t burp as well.

I just once want to fall asleep with on of them nuzzled up against me. The cutest neck warmer there ever was!