Early morning chuckle bc of you!

As an obsessive compulsive married lesbian, you were not out of line. BUT, I can see, from strictly my perspective, why she would react that way: it’s kind of threatening. And since it sounds like she was the femme of the two (not that all of us work this way), she has probably been approached by perverts in the past and this triggered a fight or flight response. It’s not your fault.

Hey if you aren’t a fan of the nuke power, you can always go to Centralia. Coal country baby! Permanent coal mine fire burning there. It even causes a geyser a few towns over when it rains. You will love it. No one will bother you!

Plus we can just flip that switch at the state border and release them into the sea if their misbehavior outweighs the entertainment

Is it cats or a meth lab?

Touché

DoNt TeLL tHe PuBLiC tHeY WiLL cAnCeL gOLf

First world problems

Stay away from isolated communities

Omg my wife can’t stand it! If I don’t make her repeat herself 3 times, I mishear. Hard to tell jokes with me

You guys are exhausting

It’s definitely not expensive if you take a closer look. They dont do any bs fuel perks or reward systems. They focus mainly on their own private label stuff. I know lots of people who won’t shop there bc they like more of a variety of brands. Not bc of the price. Also, their produce has always been nicer than Giant Eagle or garbage dump Topp’s around here