Honestly, I was mostly just aiming for two jokes in one comment. I get that cricket has some absolute corkers when it comes to goofy naming: silly point, googley, sticky wicket to name but a few.

But, I feel like a need to point out "Fionn Hand" is a chap's name.

Don't you mean the googliest?

But seriously, would the goofiest terminology not go to skateboarding?