Lol yeah I guess I should add: don’t make a dumb username in college because you think its “edgy.” You may accidentally end up getting a lot of karma on that account and making the perfect home page that for some reason you can’t replicate on your alt account 🙃🙃

Don’t compare yourself to others, especially as you get older and people hit milestones at different times.

School DOES matter, and studying/paying attention even when it’s hard will be good in the long run. Even if it’s your last degree.

Save money, learn how to budget, and learn the basics of investing. In the US your best bet at financial security later in life will be saving/investing early.

Remember that people on the internet are full of batshit crazy ideas that don’t actually make sense in the real world. Remember to “touch grass” if you will.

Sex is fun, always have consent, use a condom and if it breaks go with the girl to get planB. There shouldn’t be shame about it but be safe and have honest communication with your partner. Remember that the only sex that’s 100% safe is sex with yourself (the nofap guys are gonna jump at that but tbh most people don’t need to stop masturbating unless it’s harmful to your actual life)