darkspd96 t1_j6mdari wrote on January 31, 2023 at 10:22 AM

op is a BIG dummy...it's almost as if there is an egg shortage given like 40% of all chickens have died or something...but yeah, let's call it a recession...dummy

darkspd96 t1_j4flmv1 wrote on January 15, 2023 at 10:40 AM

Reply to LPT: You don't need to pierce the film with a knife on most microwaveable ready meals. Just lift up one of the corners and you're good to go. by Azure_Bill_Shock

r/TrailerParkLifeProTips

darkspd96 t1_j2cmzhv wrote on December 31, 2022 at 6:36 AM

Reply to US Stock Options Smash Record - The number of traded contracts surpassed the 10-billion mark in 2022 or the first time ever by Ok_Significance_4008

We did it guys!!

darkspd96 t1_j28x9qa wrote on December 30, 2022 at 2:34 PM

Reply to LPT Request - I've been a punching bag to my closest friends for years. What do I do? by germany_science_1

... they're not your friend

darkspd96 t1_j25yfh8 wrote on December 29, 2022 at 10:13 PM

Reply to LPT to stay ‘active’ at work. Open excel, set a golfball on your down key. You’re set. by Salad_Fingerzz

Then comes end of the week reviews, and when they find out op have less literally done nothing, he gets to start 2023 unemployed and no quality experience

darkspd96 t1_j22r3aj wrote on December 29, 2022 at 5:43 AM

Reply to LPT: If you work an office job, save your time off for non-holiday seasons by supermagicpants

... So sit in an empty office by yourself during the holidays doing nothing, why?

darkspd96 t1_j1z2qt0 wrote on December 28, 2022 at 1:47 PM

Reply to LPT: For all the teens and college students out there, don’t worry about making friends. Don’t worry about getting all of the friendship experiences you’d expect to have. In the end, your happiness is all that matters. Do the things that you want to do, not what you think you should do. by [deleted]

Stupid stupid stupid fucking advice. As a guy who graduated with an near 4.0 through engineering bachelors and masters, I was absolutely miserable through most of it, almost every weekend I had no plans, had no friends near the end, then once I started to be "social" everyone I knew was like "Oh I don't actually like you, i just needed help with my homework", almost killed myself several times...

Life is short, have fun, make friends... FUCK THIS ADVICE!!!!!

darkspd96 t1_j1xy5ts wrote on December 28, 2022 at 5:27 AM

Reply to comment by jcodes57 in Convince me what to YOLO my life savings into by jcodes57

Since you confirmed losing 'tens of dollars' (sub $100), I'd say setup a gumball machine at a local playground, will be squared away by week end 🤣🤣🤣

darkspd96 t1_j1xxhw4 wrote on December 28, 2022 at 5:21 AM

Reply to Convince me what to YOLO my life savings into by jcodes57

>I have lost about half of my net worth over the past year

How will you ever recover those tens of dollars you lost?