Once tried to make the thanksgiving turkey with a Dutch oven. Lost my girlfriend, dog, the respect of my family… but most of all, I lost my original gotta catch ‘em all bedsheets due to grease stains.

It’s always the Dutch… never got why their ovens are so bad compared to literally everything else they do.

“You know if you really break it down, slaves were paid then too. Like they got food, a place to sleep and quite often on the job training for new roles.”

See how you can exploit someone and justify it like you just did?

My brother was a college level athlete but never went pro. These kids are all taking an extra major at college. This major (their sport) has almost no transferable skills outside of people liking you.