djsoren19
djsoren19 t1_j9uaj5h wrote
Reply to comment by Terkmc in [WP] "I'm tired of chess, everyone always challenges me and I always win in the end" Death moans. "I want to mix things up a bit this time" he says, indicating your shelves of Warhammer 40k miniatures. by Visual_Philosopher74
"Ah but you see Death, before you can really start playing the game you have to understand the Horus Heresy. Here, just consult this handy reading chart."
You're either buying yourself an extra 10 years, or Death becomes so enraged upon seeing the flow chart that he immediately yeets you into the sun.
djsoren19 t1_ixk46xl wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis
I just want to throw it out here, y'all are way too tame with your relationship hypotheticals. My partner and I go back and forth with these all the time, often with ever escalating levels of elaboration. If your partner wouldn't still love you if you were the ghost of the artist formerly known as Prince, are you even in love?
djsoren19 t1_jas8j3s wrote
Reply to National Park Service says ‘never push a slower friend down’ when escaping a bear by TheRealMisterNatural
If there's a group of you, you have a much better chance of turning around, making yourself look large, and standing your ground. Bears know that fleeing animals are easy prey, but pack that stands together is not worth the trouble.