Ugggghgghggh, I fucking hate cocaine so much. Bartender here as well. It can be a perfect night and then a group of six coked out man children show up. It wouldn’t bother me but they all think they’re so interesting, cool and original for doing blow. Like, literally there is so much of it Belgium can’t burn it fast enough. You are just as lame as a street tweaker idgaf about the suit and the bad tie. ends rant

I’m ngl you had me in the first half

Ha! What a lovely talent. Kudos fellow traveler.

I spent a few days boondocking there this summer. Truly epic landscape. 10/10

Good bot /s

I feel your pain OP. My last apartment had one toilet different than the others and due to its shape it would collect the most heinous shit streaks. I’m vegan so 95% of what I eat is, ‘roughage,’ as suggested above. It didn’t matter. Everyday: shit streaks. I eventually started using Clorox pucks, the type that go in the toilet tank, and they worked a bit. There are also toilet scrubbers out there that are less disgusting than traditional scrubbers that seem to hold moisture and detritus. I’m curious to try they toilet paper landing strip suggested above. I wish you the best in all future defecations.