I’d rather not.

Maron - where’d you grow up?-what did your parents do?- have you heard about what a shit my Dad is and how I called him last week and he acts like I’m not a working actor?- did you parents support your career? -oh they did? Because mine never seemed to care- how’d you get started?- you know I’ve been acting/playing music/writing/buying vinyl/getting custom made boots and I’m thinking you’re not really all that much better than I am but some how you’re more famous-did you know I was a doorman at the Comedy Store?- that’s where I met Sam. You know Kinison, the one with the drugs?- did you ever do drugs? No but you still drink?- did you know I’m an alcoholic? - it’s spelled Marc with a C

Ok well it’s been good talking to you. Are we ok? Because I felt that you didn’t like me when we started but I feel better about myself now.

Alright I’m going to play my guitar without tuning it now. BOOMER LIVES.

It’s always the same conversation. He will totally walk all over a story if it’s not on his list.

Did you know he used to be an alcoholic that partied with Sam Kinison? Or that he was interviewed by Lorne Michaels to maybe replace Norm McDonald?

Because if you don’t know, he will tell you over and over and over.

Gotta fund that hairdo!

Pull their endorsement of all athletes laying in Qatar.

They’d sell ten times the shoes if they did.