fishead62

fishead62 t1_j2ebg4y wrote

You’ve come to the right place: an old Texan. I’ll leave it to you make it sfw

  • Busier than a one-armed paper hanger
  • As useless as tits on a nun
  • As useless as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest
  • Dumber than a box of hammers 
  • They hid behind the door when God gave out brains
  • If they had a brain, they’d take it out play and with it
  • He’d complain about a blowjob
  • (on someone being very angry) They were foamin’ like a dog on a frog.

I’ll come back if I remember more.

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