My first answer to remove it is to never insert it in the first place. But I’d think the safest way is to break the glass at the bottom of the bottle to release pressure the pull the bottle out but the cork is probably coming off so hospital after that. The biggest flaw in this is breaking the glass without fucking yourself up
guywhomightbewrong t1_j2fx27q wrote
Reply to What is the best way to remove a champagne bottle from your rectum? by [deleted]
My first answer to remove it is to never insert it in the first place. But I’d think the safest way is to break the glass at the bottom of the bottle to release pressure the pull the bottle out but the cork is probably coming off so hospital after that. The biggest flaw in this is breaking the glass without fucking yourself up