I was confused for so long when I had out of town friends coming into Baltimore. And they were always like “what are those people doing?”. And when I said. Hacking. They always got more confused. So I guess it’s mostly a Baltimore thing. Only time I was ever involved with a hacking experience was years ago in high school. Driving with a friend. And he was like….let’s pick this dude up! The guy mumbled a bunch of shit the whole ride not making sense and when we got to 33rd. He just was like “fuck you” and grabbed a handful of burned cds in the back seat and got out of the car. Needless to say. I don’t pick up hacks now.

You know that B-more saying “mess with the best…die like the rest”

Xfinity is the only company that ever proper scammed me. I made the mistake of believing the discounts written on a business card left on my door from a rep. I had just gotten my house. And I talked to the rep. And told her…I only want bare bones internet. I don’t game, also don’t want TV. She said “ok we can do that” gave me a price of like $40 and said my packet was coming in the mail….she signed me up for some $300 super mega plan. When I called many times to get it changed….the discount starting price can’t be used because “now you’re already an active customer” I went 7 people up the chain. Still had to just pay the full price. Wanted to burn that place to the ground.

I am a human. On a computer.