iamreenie
iamreenie t1_ix2uhyd wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Yup, you fu. Why the hell did you have sex at your grandparent's home during a family gathering and in a room in which the door doesn't lock?
Awful guest you are. On the bright side, you don't have to worry about coming out to your extended family.
iamreenie t1_irluprh wrote
Reply to TIFU by begin a gassy asshole in the phone by GassyTac0
.Call her and apologize. Tell her you were babysitting your seven-year old, nephew who was using your phone to play games, while you were outside doing yard work, or working in the other room. You didn't realize she had called and that your nephew answered the phone. Thinking he was being funny, he farted into the phone.
You just found out about it from your sister after she overheard her son telling a friend of his. You looked at your call log and realized, to your horror, the call your nephew answered was from the company. Apologize and tell her you're really embarrassed.
Most people can surely relate to kids doing embarrassing things.
This sounds very plausible.
iamreenie t1_ix573ak wrote
Reply to comment by Shizophone in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
It is. Then OP acts like it's her Aunts fault for coming inside her mom's home and busting her having sex. Jeesh.