An office I worked in had 8 laptops stolen. The thief broke a password on one and ordered a bunch of physical gift cards for restaurants through our company Amazon account. He entered his real name and mailing address. Oh, and we had security cam footage of his face.

So, thousands in company property stolen, thousands more on gift cards, the face, name and address of the thief made available. Police did nothing. Nothing at all. We got no computers back.

So, good luck with your AirPods but they are gone. Be more careful in the future.

Indeed! It really does look like a shot from a show like that.

Remind me which episode of My So Called Life this was? 😉