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jmpires t1_jadnf2e wrote
Reply to comment by Affectionate_Draw_43 in You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
Probably you mean <time in seconds yet to live> but you (as well as an awful lot of people) can just as well die next year of exposure to supernova gamma radiation emitted a couple centuries ago, 201 light years away
jmpires t1_jacxjh3 wrote
Reply to Infinite Monkey Theorem. If the universe is infinite. Eventually, every fiber, gas, and atom that makes you, you. Will recombin. by PillowHand187
I think it is quite te opposite. The smaller the system, the more likely it is for a given state to repeat itself.
I think the Poincare recurrence time for the whole universe is 10^ 10^ 240 years
jmpires t1_ja6y812 wrote
Reply to comment by 254LEX in All the drinking glasses in the world are technically always full and have never been anything less than full. by Few-Opportunity-5196
I’d say a glass is full when it overflows upon adding more fluid
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Reply to comment by pythonga in World peace is absolutely achievable. by [deleted]
Enough Reddit for 2023
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Reply to comment by Chicken_Col_Sanders in He threw his life down the drain . by DesignLongjumping818
Apple’s Centipede would be worse
jmpires t1_j5y7sb8 wrote
“Serial” implies the existence of an ongoing investigation in these matters to connect the dots
“Sentenced” implies some sort of trial in a court where, unfortunately, evidence has to be displayed
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Reply to comment by saunders1989 in Add "Wanking" to the End of a Movie Title by Daflehrer1
Goldfinger wanking sounds too kinky
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Reply to Future technology. by showravmdr
Might have been just a dumb idea in the lower floor but it takes a special kind of dickhead to pour concrete in the upper floor rather than admit the previous error.
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Reply to comment by Weary_Ad7119 in Parenthood in a pic by MovingMoluccas98
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Reply to comment by ChinthaChettu in Parenthood in a pic by MovingMoluccas98
Becoming a psycho is the only fitting vendetta against dickhead parents who use a fucking muffin for birthday cake
jmpires t1_ityw12v wrote
How the hell does that website forecast 2025 prices
jmpires t1_ityvvsp wrote
Are you paid per poop?
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Reply to Public bathroom germs by matts41
Real question here, why is the doorknob wet if the faucet does not turn on
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Reply to comment by GarretTheGrey in You can theoretically die from anything by Jeanboyx3
last breath snorting coke