johnandahalf13
johnandahalf13 t1_je2nuk1 wrote
Reply to This old woman was snooping around our backyard at work. She did not see the drop. by DogmaJones
It’s a silver Buick. The only people who drive those are old ladies and people who inherited them from dead old ladies.
johnandahalf13 t1_j2cvv5u wrote
Reply to comment by Savvy_Canadian in TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
Yeah. "Grindr" and "date" are mutually exclusive.
johnandahalf13 t1_j2cvnbp wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a Grindr date by FoldPsychological589
It's been about 8 years since I had Grindr on my phone, but it was a hook-up app back then. There was no such thing as a "Grindr date". It was for f#cking, not dating. Has it changed, or are you using the wrong app?
johnandahalf13 t1_j2c9na8 wrote
Tying up loose ends before he falls out of a window into a barrel of Polonium with 9 "self-inflicted" bullets in his head.
johnandahalf13 t1_j2c4txu wrote
Nicely equipped but he just lays there.
johnandahalf13 t1_irq0u0g wrote
Reply to comment by LurkerWithAnAccount in Roller coasters are triggering iPhone 14 and Apple Watch Crash Detection, here's a workaround by chrisdh79
Bumper cars and roller coasters are the only things worth riding. Lol
johnandahalf13 t1_irpnkwh wrote
Reply to comment by Hansomehd in Roller coasters are triggering iPhone 14 and Apple Watch Crash Detection, here's a workaround by chrisdh79
They’re NOT light. Add another 250 for the rider, point it down a hill, and someone’s going to get some broken bones.
johnandahalf13 t1_iroy2yq wrote
Reply to comment by FormerlyUserLFC in Roller coasters are triggering iPhone 14 and Apple Watch Crash Detection, here's a workaround by chrisdh79
True. Not many people get in car accidents ~inside~ an amusement park. Although those little rental carts for people with mobility issues can be treacherous in the wrong hands. Lol
johnandahalf13 t1_je5zvvj wrote
Reply to comment by Mammoth-Pink-47 in This old woman was snooping around our backyard at work. She did not see the drop. by DogmaJones
Is it silver?