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jordantask t1_j6m4k1l wrote
Reply to The way the cat looks at the person filming. It’s your fault this is here. by IkilledRichieWhelan
“You know what you did.”
-The Cat
jordantask t1_j6kb5or wrote
Reply to comment by IndianRedditor88 in Humans are one of the few species that sees the raising of our arms as a sign of peace rather than aggression. by crookshanks_cat
The significance of the raised hands gesture is the ability to see an open palm. You can see that nothing is inside the open palm.
It’s also not terribly efficient for humans to attempt an empty handed strike against a person with a flat, open palm this way. Boxing teaches you to throw punches the way it does because it’s the most effective way to deliver energy to a target with empty hands.
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Reply to Spock says hi! by TryHardNmity
Live long, and prosper.
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Reply to What kind of grape is this? by SuperToiletDelux
Beware the grape of wrath!
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Reply to comment by Imm0 in Posted above the urinal at work by brick1234567891
It’s not that that should shock you. It’s how quickly they’re able to replace it with a fresh copy.
jordantask t1_j5b51nq wrote
Reply to comment by LightBluePen in Pet fish commits credit card fraud on owner using a Nintendo Switch by TheBlairwitchy
Eh I dunno. Whole thing seems a little fishy to me.
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Reply to comment by kyle_irl in Mystery divers rescued near Polish energy sites in the middle of the night offer dubious explanation, and vanish by nimobo
Reading off a flash card and pronounced badly
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Reply to comment by I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS in zen ~_~ by PewPewAnimeGirl
Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the crap on the walls?
You mean Shenanigans?!
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Reply to comment by oresth in PsBattle: Putin and Lukashenko on a boat by kspedersen
Deep Russian male voice sings Celine Dion song
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Reply to comment by Accomplished-Eye1673 in Saw this on FB, but I just love those extra beans! by DirkDieGurke
“Most cats have 4 knives on each hand. I have 8.”
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Reply to comment by kjbaran in ...Grandma? (OC) by LeeroyM
She got da demon tongue doe….
Stab you in the eye.
jordantask t1_j2fpmjh wrote
But shooting traffic signs is still ok right?
RIGHT?!
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Reply to comment by meowinbox in This is the fattest polar bear in Alaska. His name is Fat Albert and he lives in a village named Kat by Financial-Band-3111
He told me he likes you. 🤷♂️
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Reply to comment by meowinbox in This is the fattest polar bear in Alaska. His name is Fat Albert and he lives in a village named Kat by Financial-Band-3111
After you. I insist.
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Reply to comment by meowinbox in This is the fattest polar bear in Alaska. His name is Fat Albert and he lives in a village named Kat by Financial-Band-3111
No! Closer!
jordantask t1_j2b2d8n wrote
Reply to comment by jethvader in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
Yeah I know lol
jordantask t1_j2az2il wrote
Reply to comment by jethvader in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
Pilate doesn’t use his hands for chocolate. He sticks his whole face in.
jordantask t1_j29imyf wrote
Reply to comment by andywalker76 in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
He would have, but we just can’t stand the suspension.
jordantask t1_j29ihjw wrote
Reply to comment by davesy69 in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
Pontius Pilate wiping chocolate off his face
Not me!
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Reply to comment by babybiggfoot in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
He tries, and tries. He just can’t.
Poor guy. He can walk on water and feed 10000 people with 2 loaves of bread and a couple fish, but making that guy’s mom listen? Beyond him.
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Reply to comment by IrishTerminator in So aliens come to earth and they're Sooo nice ... by ThomasKatt
“Jesus Christ?! Terrible driver that guy!”
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Reply to comment by I_dementia87 in Something lost in translation on my ramen by w1n5t0nM1k3y
It’s all Long Pig to me.
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Reply to comment by nsciullo in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
The islands formerly known as Virgin
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Reply to comment by Alpha_Msp in Evidence unearthed by podcasters frees 2 Georgia men imprisoned for 25 years by efranklin13
Thing is that North America police have painted themselves into a corner with how they treat people and how the system works. Nobody interacts with cops by choice, and the people tangentially involved in the criminal world, the most likely ones to give up information, don’t often do so voluntarily anymore.
So, you’re starting to see the impacts of this on their job performance.
Trust for cops is at an all time low so nobody offers up help anymore.
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Reply to comment by Cam_knows_you in Study shows instant noodles major cause of childhood scald injuries by tiltedpyramid
Well….
Severe burns can cause tissue necrosis….